You gotta do the things you wanna do; bone your step-sister, climb the Matterhorn, find some horny cougars and shoot some cougar porn, baby.
The End
Steel Panther x Stone Horses @ Old National Centre, Indianapolis, IN on December 3rd, 2024 — The crowd in the Egyptian Room was tiny but mighty on a deeply chilly Tuesday night, but this intimate experience meant everyone was up close and personal to Michael Starr and the rest of Steel Panther, (genital) warts…
I wouldn't be here at all; I'd be in Los Angeles, or at your mom's house eating all the sandwiches.
Sex in the City
Hobo Johnson & The Lovemakers x Remo Drive x So Much Light @ Old National Centre, Indianapolis, IN on July 30th, 2024 — Nearly a year ago to the day, I was wedged into a sold-out Hobo Johnson show at The Hi-Fi in Fountain Square. Hobo returned to the Circle City with a vengeance and a lovely set of supporting acts. Opening the…
Don't know. Don't know where. Don't know where I went, no. Don't know where I went wrong, but I keep singing.
Nola 1
PVRIS x Pale Waves x Sizzy Rocket @ Old National Centre, Indianapolis, IN on June 12th, 2024 — PVRIS fans were excited on Wednesday, June 12th when frontwoman and now-solo band member Lynn Gunn came to the Egyptian Room. PVRIS had two openers: solo artist Sizzy Rocket and English rock band Pale Waves. The audience was dressed mostly in black in an…
One day this chalk outline will circle this city.
Televators
The Mars Volta @ Old National Centre, Indianapolis, IN on June 9th, 2024 — The Egyptian Room was absolutely packed full of diehard prog fans on Sunday June 6th. Although the band (which broke up in 2012) reunited in 2019, they only started…
See your home on the horizon, what you were will fade away. Every day of every season is devoured by the gray.
Tower
Avatar x Conquer/Divide x Oxymorrons @ Old National Centre, Indianapolis, IN on May 8th, 2024 — The Egyptian Room had a lighter crowd than normal (only at about half capacity), but those that came out were absolutely all in for this show. Many donned clownish face paint and crazy dress in anticipation…
Don't need no preachers o make us believe, that everything's perfectly fucked up like me
Sleep Forever
Portugal. The Man @ Old National Centre, Indianapolis, IN on May 10th, 2024 — The crowd for Portugal. The Man was small but mighty on this Friday night. Nearly everyone in the crowd looked to be in their twenties or thirties and it was one of the calmer crowds of people I’ve been in recently. Both bands took…
The world is full of noise, yeah I hear it all the time.
Dagger
Slowdive x Drab Majesty @ Old National Centre, Indianapolis, IN on May 5th, 2024 — The Egyptian Room was a different vibe than I am used to seeing on Sunday May 5th; it held a more ethereal quality with a crowd of older adults nursing PBRs and overpriced cocktails. Many gripped merch…
Open up your dethday present. It's a box of fucking nothing.
Birthday Dethday
Dethklok x DragonForce x Nekrogoblikon @ Old National Centre, Indianapolis, IN on April 14th, 2024 — Old National Centre was the place to be this past Sunday night for goofy, irreverent metal acts and an overall enjoyable night out. The sold-out show attracted numerous fans who dressed up and painted their…
Today's hits, yesterday.
Postmodern Jukebox @ Old National Centre’s Egyptian Room on March 7th, 2024 — POSTMODERN JUKEBOX carried spectators into the past on Thursday night with their electronic swing covers of popular modern songs. Walking into the Egyptian Room before the show, one would immediately understand the vibe as they were surrounded by hundreds…
The whisper in my heart, it could never speak up. The message in my chest gathered too much dust.
What's Wrong
Half Alive featuring Thomas Headon @ The Egyptian Room at Old National Centre, Indianapolis, IN on September 22nd, 2023 — half•alive came onto the stage at 9:00pm sharp to the roaring of the crowd in the Egyptian Room. They opened with “Tip Toes” but, possibly to the surprise of those who hadn’t seen them live before, started with the band hidden behind a large white sheet. For the entirety of the first song…