You gotta do the things you wanna do; bone your step-sister, climb the Matterhorn, find some horny cougars and shoot some cougar porn, baby.
The End
Steel Panther x Stone Horses @ Old National Centre, Indianapolis, IN on December 3rd, 2024 — The crowd in the Egyptian Room was tiny but mighty on a deeply chilly Tuesday night, but this intimate experience meant everyone was up close and personal to Michael Starr and the rest of Steel Panther, (genital) warts…
Babble, burble, banter, bicker, bicker, bicker, brouhaha, balderdash, ballyhoo; It's only talk.
Elephant Talk
BEAT @ The Murat Theatre, Indianapolis, IN on October 30th, 2024 — This author is a big fan of King Crimson, but did not get a chance to see them until the 2000s, long after they had recorded some of their best…
And she spoke words that would melt in your hands. And she spoke words of wisdom.
Undercover Martyn
Two Door Cinema Club x Quarters of Change @ Everwise Amphitheater, IN on October 2nd, 2024 — This was my first (and likely last) show of the season at Everwise Amphitheater, as the cooling weather shifts the majority of upcoming shows…
The places that you’ve come to fear the most is the place that you have come to fear the most.
Dashboard Confessional x Boys Like Girls x Taylor Acorn at Old National Centre’s Murat Theatre, Indianapolis, IN on September 22nd, 2024 — I had the pleasure of attending Dashboard Confessional’s Fall Tour 2024 with special guests Boys Life Girls and Taylor Acorn at the last minute. Had I realized I’d be attending this, I would have…
If you should die before me, ask if you can bring a friend.
Still Remains
Stone Temple Pilots x Live x Soul Asylum @ Ruoff Music Center, Noblesville, IN on September 15th, 2024 — I started college in 1994 and STP’s Purple and Live’s Throwing Copper were the soundtracks of my freshman year. Soul Asylum had been…
I ain't even see the face, but she got beautiful boobies.
Spoil My Night
Post Malone x Muscadine Bloodline @ Ruoff Music Center, Noblesville, IN on September 12th, 2024 — Post Malone’s F-1 Trillion tour took Ruoff by storm, and it was anything but your typical country concert. Post’s unapologetic take on country music was a creative fusion that paid homage to country’s roots while adding Posty’s signature…
In the absence of everything: abstain from fear.
Cold Love
Rainbow Kitten Surprise x Medium Build @ Everwise Amphitheater, IN on September 9th, 2024 — Monday night was a perfect night for a concert at the ever beautiful White River State Park. It was a cooler night that warmed up quickly once the concert began and fans couldn’t…
Scared to hold hands at school disco days, 007, Nintendo, James Bond, Hot Pockets in the microwave.
Space Ghost Coast to Coast
Glass Animals x Kevin Abstract @ Ruoff Music Center, Noblesville, IN on August 23rd, 2024 — Excitement was high on Friday night as fans packed Ruoff in anticipation of seeing English electronic-rock band Glass Animals. Many fans were dressed in space…
I'll ride the wave where it takes me. I'll hold the pain, release me.
Release
Pearl Jam x Glen Hansard @ Ruoff Music Center, Noblesville, IN on August 26th, 2024 — Wow. Almost a full year from the original concert date that was rescheduled due to sickness, Pearl Jam finally returned to Indiana for the first time since 2010. Their long-anticipated return…
In my life I have seen people walk into the sea, just to find memories plagued by constant misery.
Shake Me Down
Cage the Elephant x Young The Giant — Got Me Floating Like A Rainbow @ Ruoff Music Center, Noblesville, IN on August 7th, 2024 — Cage the Elephant’s return to the Indianapolis area as part of their Neon Pill Tour was nothing short of spectacular, reaffirming their status as one of the most vital and dynamic forces in…