The worst of the wildlife wears clothes and can pray...
A Poem
La Dispute x Gliterrer x tummyache @ Deluxe at Old National Centre, IN on September 20th, 2025 — After a three year absence, I returned to Deluxe at Old National Centre on a beautiful late-summer evening joining countless other devoted fans in the intimate basement venue. Even arriving…
...and I'll teach myself to live with a walk-on part of a background shot, from a movie I'm not.
Apple Shampoo
blink-182 x Alkaline Trio x Drug Church @ Ruoff Music Center, Noblesville, IN on September 18th, 2025 — It was a full-blown time warp on a warm-but-manageable weekday evening in September, pulling thousands of fans through decades of pop-punk memories while proving they’re still eager to…
Octoped, you've got six hands too many, and you can't keep them to yourself!
Get Your Hands Off Of My Woman (Motherfucker)
The Darkness @ Old National Centre, Indianapolis, IN on September 16th, 2025 — Stepping into the light, The Darkness transformed Indianapolis into a glam rock wonderland during a raving Tuesday night show in September, proving why they’ve endured as one of Britain’s most…
Glaciers melt as we pollute the sky; a sign of devastation coming.
Another Way To Die
Disturbed x Daughtry x Nothing More @ Gainbridge Fieldhouse, Indianapolis, IN on April 9th, 2025 — Disturbed returned to Indianapolis on a cold and dreary night with a vengeance, bringing their massive The Sickness 25th Anniversary Tour to Gainbridge Fieldhouse. It was a night filled with roaring…
Ritual sacrifice at the altar of the altar of the fucking dollar; the machine needs blood, the show must go on.
The Altar/Mary
Silverstein @ Old National Centre, Indianapolis, IN on February 10th, 2025 — We saw a moderately large crowd converge on the Egyptian Room in preparation for the fully booked line-up of post-hardcore performances. Starting the night out were 2 openers, Arm’s Length and Split…
You gotta do the things you wanna do; bone your step-sister, climb the Matterhorn, find some horny cougars and shoot some cougar porn, baby.
The End
Steel Panther x Stone Horses @ Old National Centre, Indianapolis, IN on December 3rd, 2024 — The crowd in the Egyptian Room was tiny but mighty on a deeply chilly Tuesday night, but this intimate experience meant everyone was up close and personal to Michael Starr and the rest of Steel Panther, (genital) warts…
And she spoke words that would melt in your hands. And she spoke words of wisdom.
Undercover Martyn
Two Door Cinema Club x Quarters of Change @ Everwise Amphitheater, IN on October 2nd, 2024 — This was my first (and likely last) show of the season at Everwise Amphitheater, as the cooling weather shifts the majority of upcoming shows…
I ain't even see the face, but she got beautiful boobies.
Spoil My Night
Post Malone x Muscadine Bloodline @ Ruoff Music Center, Noblesville, IN on September 12th, 2024 — Post Malone’s F-1 Trillion tour took Ruoff by storm, and it was anything but your typical country concert. Post’s unapologetic take on country music was a creative fusion that paid homage to country’s roots while adding Posty’s signature…
In my life I have seen people walk into the sea, just to find memories plagued by constant misery.
Shake Me Down
Cage the Elephant x Young The Giant — Got Me Floating Like A Rainbow @ Ruoff Music Center, Noblesville, IN on August 7th, 2024 — Cage the Elephant’s return to the Indianapolis area as part of their Neon Pill Tour was nothing short of spectacular, reaffirming their status as one of the most vital and dynamic forces in…
I wouldn't be here at all; I'd be in Los Angeles, or at your mom's house eating all the sandwiches.
Sex in the City
Hobo Johnson & The Lovemakers x Remo Drive x So Much Light @ Old National Centre, Indianapolis, IN on July 30th, 2024 — Nearly a year ago to the day, I was wedged into a sold-out Hobo Johnson show at The Hi-Fi in Fountain Square. Hobo returned to the Circle City with a vengeance and a lovely set of supporting acts. Opening the…